Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Mt. Whitney's Revenge

Me, at the Trail Crest
A good epic should be written in heroic verse; barring that, it should at least begin in medias res. So let me begin this one as I slowly wend my way up Forester Pass. We have left the tree line long behind, and the group leaders have left me long behind. I am alone with my thoughts, which at this point are so fatigued they consist solely of concentrating on putting one foot in front of the other. A stranger overtakes me on the trail, his gear packed high on two donkeys. He quips as he walks by:

“I thought I was hauling ass up this mountain, then I looked around and realized I was hauling two!” 
Guy hauling asses.
(photo by Carl Ashcroft)

He chuckles at his own bon mot, then continues on his way.


At Forester Pass
A crowd is gathered at the top of the pass. As I draw near I can hear young voices shouting “Hammer, Hammer, Hammer.” I’m simultaneously irritated and grateful. I wearily wave my trekking pole and ease my pack off as I get to the top of the pass, nearly 13,200 feet above sea level. I feel like I’ve accomplished something, and even though it’s only Wednesday, it’s hard to remember back to Monday when this whole adventure began.

Monday, July 6. 

Jocularity at the trailhead,
unaware of what horrors await.
(photo by Carl Ashcroft)
We gathered at the church at 5 a.m., a motley group of noble, self-sacrificing men, and scruffy boys, including Carl Ashcroft (bishop of our congregation), his son Henry, 14, and nephew Sol, 15; Martin Tall and his son Christian, 14; Brandon Bryson and his son Canyon, 16; Erich Heston and his son Adam, 14; Cameron Penner, 17; our fearless leader John Aedo, Robert Fox, and me.

You might wonder how I came to join this group. For a few years I had been one of the leaders of the Young Men’s program at church, in charge of the 14 and 15 year-old boys, and had long been pushing a backpacking trip in the High Sierra as a perfect High Adventure activity (the summer adventure for the older Scouts). John Aedo, our Scout Committee Chairman, picked up the idea and ran with it, planning training hikes and dealing with logistics. So even though I was released from my Young Men’s calling late last year (in the LDS church one gets “called” to certain leadership positions, and eventually “released”) the plans for the this trip were already in motion and I didn’t want to be the instigator of something and then not follow through with it. So Reason 1 for why I was there was because I started it. Reason 2 was because I had long wanted to do an extended backcountry trip, but knew I would never undertake such a trip on my own. So even though I was theoretically there for the boys, I was really there for me.

But why Mt. Whitney? Surely there were closer, easier hikes to do? Again, I came up with the idea to do Whitney, partly for personal reasons. I had summited Whitney as a 12-year-old Boy Scout in 1979. Sick and miserable, I made it to the top mostly through the coaxing and cajoling of my Scoutmaster, the awesome Roger Gunson. On that trip we had camped two nights on the trail and summited on the third day. Years later, I attempted a single-day ascent of Whitney with my brother and uncle. On that trip I had allowed myself to get dehydrated, which, coupled with intense altitude sickness, prevented me from reaching the top. So I wanted another crack at it. I figured several days at altitude in the backcountry would help me acclimate. It did, but I hadn’t counted on the extreme exhaustion and wacky weather that would ultimately doom this latest attempt to summit the mountain. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

Bear canisters. (photo by John Aedo)
We were on the road by 5:30. Some three hours later we pulled into the Oak Flat entrance of Yosemite National Park, where we had to stop and rent bear canisters. Back in the day, backpackers hung their food from trees to keep it away from bears, but that is not deemed sufficient these days, so hikers are required to pack all their food in these cylindrical canisters. (Side note: we neither saw nor heard from a single bear the entire time we were in the back country, but my back may never recover from the added weight of the bear can).

We continued through Yosemite, over Tioga Pass, onto Highway 395 and, after a brief stop for lunch in Bishop, down into Independence. Our hike was to start at Onion Valley, located some 12 miles to the west of Independence at an elevation of roughly 9,000 feet. We still had to get permits and “wag bags” (more on those later) in Lone Pine and leave two vehicles at Whitney Portal (our exit point), so with all the car shuttling and delays we didn’t actually begin our hike until after 5 p.m.

Our first day’s hike was deliberately short. We figured hiking only two miles on the first day would help us acclimate and be ready for a more strenuous hike the next day. A light rain at the trailhead foreshadowed what was to come.

We made camp at Gibson Lake. The strategy laid out by Aedo was to cook and store our bear canisters away from camp, thus lessening the likelihood of a bear encounter. As we pitched tents and prepared dinner, we realized that Erich Heston, who had been struggling, still had not made it to camp. After 9 p.m., Heston finally came into camp, pitched his tent, and went right to bed. The altitude had affected him in a way he hadn’t expected. He hoped to be well enough to continue the next day.

Tuesday, July 7. 

Before setting out each day, the plan was to have a spiritual thought, a prayer, and a safety briefing from Aedo. Today, we were told, would be brutal. Two miles up to Kearsarge Pass (at 11,800 feet, a 1,400-foot gain in elevation over our campsite), then several miles downhill into Kings Canyon National Park, followed by a bit of uphill toward the end. Eight miles total.

Erich Heston still was not feeling good, and he made the decision to turn back. Aedo and Ashcroft, two of the strongest, fittest hikers, would leave their packs at Gibson Lake (guarded by Robert Fox) and escort him back to the trailhead, then the three of them (Aedo, Ashcroft and Fox) would catch up with us at our campsite.

“Brutal” was an understatement. I decided my best strategy was to go steady and slow. We rose slowly beyond Gibson Lake, looking down on glacier-cut valleys and crystal clear high country lakes and streams. Even the jaded teenagers were stunned at the beauty of what we saw. “Good job, Heavenly Father,” I heard one say.

Kearsarge Pass
It quickly became apparent that I would be bringing up the rear. Luckily there was usually someone who wanted or needed to hang back with me, so I was never really alone. But there was always a front group of stronger hikers who had to wait a long time for those of us at the rear to catch up. By the time we arrived they were champing at the bit to move forward. So as we finally came to the top of Kearsarge Pass, the front group was ready to move out, leaving me with Henry, Sol, and the Talls to rest a bit and then continue. For reasons best explained by Henry, he and Sol and I stayed at the pass for another 10 minutes or so after the Talls left.

So here’s where things get tricky. As we came down from the pass into a tree-studded valley, we came to a trail junction. I had misjudged the distance and thought it was a different junction and so took the wrong trail. I double and triple-checked the map and was sure we were headed the right way, so away we went. About a mile or so later I realized my mistake, but also realized that a) I didn’t want to go back to where we had strayed and b) if we stayed on our current course the trails would eventually merge and we would meet up with the others.

Cameron, carrying my pack
Soon, looking down below, we saw the other trail, skirting the edge of Bullfrog Lake, and saw the rest of our group relaxing, waiting for us. Before I could suggest just staying on our current path, certain young men who shall remain nameless started overland, down the steep mountain. So I started down with them. It was steep, but doable. I found out later, though, that from below our hillside looked almost vertical, and our downward slip-slide must have seemed suicidal. When the other group saw us they got a little alarmed. Canyon and Cameron started up to meet us, and insisted on taking my pack. Part of me was annoyed that these teenage punks thought I was so old and decrepit that I needed help with my pack. The other part of me secretly was glad to let them take it.

Martin with his prize
At Bullfrog Lake the group was finishing lunch, and Martin and Christian had started fishing. Christian has become an avid fisherman this year, and it’s impressive to see his enthusiasm. He and his father both caught some brook trout at Bullfrog Lake.

Christian demonstrates his gutting
technique to Canyon and Sol

Soon enough we started out again. Shortly after Bullfrog Lake the trail dropped and joined with the John Muir Trail. As we descended the trees became thicker and the ground cover more lush and green. We met another LDS group that was also headed to Whitney. They were from Minnesota: a father, two sons and a cousin. We would leapfrog with them the rest of the trip.

I managed to keep up with the group through most of the downhill portion, but eventually the trail started to climb again, and I started to feel tired, sick, and miserable. Much of that was psychological, I’m sure. The closer we got to our destination, the longer it seemed to take, and the heavier my pack seemed to feel. It didn’t help that my pack never quite fit me right.

It also didn’t help that we overshot our target by a mile or two, turning our 8-mile hike into a 10 miler. By the time we made camp that night, on a high, grassy plateau, I was ready to throw in the towel. I convinced myself that come hell or high water I would turn around the next day and find my way back to Onion Valley. I reasoned that 12 miles of pain back to the trailhead was better than 30 miles of pain up and over Whitney. That night, as my body decompressed from the day’s efforts, I began to shiver uncontrollably. Dinner was unappetizing and I just wanted to crawl into my sleeping bag and die.

Wednesday, July 8. 

Aedo, Ashcroft and Fox made it into camp around 11:30 p.m. Tuesday night. When I woke up Wednesday morning and recognized how hard their day had been, I felt a little ashamed. Everyone can only do what they can do, but I realized that I was not the only one feeling overwhelmed and sick. Plus, that morning, I was feeling pretty good, but not good enough to choke down the dehydrated scrambled eggs I had brought for breakfast.

Our goal that day was to hike over Forester Pass, at 13,200 feet, then down to Tyndall Creek in Sequoia National Park. Like Kearsarge, Forester Pass was another long switchback-filled journey up above the tree line, through country studded by high alpine lakes, waterfalls, and streams. The view from Forester Pass was stunning. On the Sequoia side we looked straight down a steep cliff onto a golden landscape that would have reminded me of the high desert Owens Valley, if not for all the lakes and streams. After a total hike of around eight miles, we made camp at Tyndall Creek. Again, I felt cold and sick and might not have eaten at all, if John Aedo hadn’t taken it upon himself to bring some food to me in my tent.

Thursday, July 9. 

Our goal that day was Guitar Lake at the base of Mt. Whitney, about a 12-mile hike. We broke camp and got another late start, about 9 a.m. and made good time for the first three or four miles. Then it started hailing. Well, it was snow shaped like Dippin Dots. Do you call that snow or hail? At any rate, it was chunky and icy, but at least it wasn’t rain. But it fell fast and hard, and then would abruptly clear up and we would go from freezing cold to sunny and warm.

(Photo by John Aedo)
About midday we stopped for lunch at the edge of a creek. Soon the snow stopped and the sun came out and Aedo broke out his fishing pole. Interesting time to do some fly fishing, I thought, but as I watched he gently swished out his line and presented a fly on the stream surface, like a waiter serving a hungry patron a bowl of soup. Soon enough he landed a golden trout. It was small, but impressed me nonetheless. He had caught a couple goldens the day before at Tyndall, but I hadn’t seen them. Today was the first time I had ever seen a golden trout. It almost made me want to break out my pole as well.

Frequently as we hiked we came across other hikers who seemed unnaturally happy. We encountered one such gentleman a couple miles from Guitar Lake. He was an older man, perhaps early 60s, with a ruddy face, a full head of white hair, wearing shorts and sporting a northeastern accent. We were the first people he’d talked to in three days, and he was very chatty. One delightful bit of news he gave us was that we could count on good weather the next day. We didn’t know whether we could believe him, but it was good news. He wished us luck and cheerfully headed off, while I hefted my hip belt and vowed to soldier on.

Soon enough we crossed into the Whitney Zone, which had grave implications in the poop department.

A word about poop. Whitney is a very popular trail, and poop management has always been a problem. When I was a kid I remember a few scattered and poorly maintained outhouses along the eastern trail. But those outhouses are no more. Nowadays they expect campers to do their business in a “wagbag,” which contains some sort of NASA-developed substance called “Poo Powder” that supposedly deodorizes waste and turns it into a gel, which you then must pack out with you. This is exactly as gross as it sounds.

Understand, pooping in the wild can be a harrowing experience in the best of circumstances, especially if you are a citified soul with poorly-developed squatting muscles (pro tip: find a good steady rock to lean against). The tendency is to delay the action as long as possible. Add to that the nasty fact that the outdoor ethic already demanded that we keep and pack out our used toilet paper, now we were also being required to pack out our poop as well. Most disturbing.

Theoretically, one wag bag is good for multiple uses, a datum we were not keen to put to the test.

So Aedo announced we had one last chance to do our business as God intended, and then it was into the Whitney Zone.

We camped Thursday night by the shores of Guitar Lake at the base of Whitney. The boys had picked out a prime spot for me to pitch my tent, which was nice. I vacillate between annoyance and delight at their tendency to coddle my vast age and decrepitude. Once again, it was cold, and I went into my nightly case of the shakes and shivers and sought refuge in my sleeping bag well before dark.

That evening a stranger came into our camp, a young woman whom we came to know as Lily from Pasadena. Somehow she had managed to get all of her gear soaking wet, and as night and sub-freezing temperatures approached she found herself in dire straits. She needed help, badly. Aedo and Brandon Bryson brought her tent into our camp and took charge of finding her dry clothes, getting her warm food and making makeshift hot water bottles to help her get warm. She stayed with us all night and hiked with us part of the next day. She was not really a believer in God, but was curious about this strange group she had encountered, and on the trail Bryson took the opportunity to tell her about the church. If she had not found help she could very well have died Thursday night as the temperature dipped below freezing. The fact that she found us would seem to be either remarkably good luck, or divine intervention. We choose to believe the latter. As they parted ways, Brandon told her that her Heavenly Father knows her and loves her and that it was no coincidence that she came into our camp.

Friday, July 10. 

Friday morning we awoke to a thick layer of frost covering every tent. Still, we felt remarkably chipper, but the cold and frost kept us from getting as early a start as we would have liked. We hit the trail by 9 a.m.

Christian and Martin hike up the west side of Whitney
from Guitar Lake
Once again, as with Kearsarge and Forester, we were faced with a daunting trail full of switchbacks up to a high mountain pass, this time with the added benefit of several inches of snow. But the morning was sunny and bright and as we climbed we could look out at mountain vistas extending to the western horizon. It was awesome and huge, and made each of us feel small. Small, but special, because very few people in this country are privileged to see that sight.

By noon we made it to the trail crest where the rest were waiting. The summit of Whitney was shrouded in fog, and it was significantly cooler at the trail crest than it had been earlier in the day. From here, it was another 1.9 miles to the summit.

Adam, who turned 14 on Friday, celebrates his birthday
on top of the world.
Robert Fox and I had already decided that not only would we not be going to the summit, we would probably hike the 8.7 miles to the trailhead instead of staying one more night on the trail. Fox had not been sleeping well (nor had I, come to think of it) and the fact that we had packed our gear away wet made camping another night an unpleasant prospect. At that point, though, the plan was for the rest of the group to spend one more night on the trail.

But the weather was looking ominous. While five of the group continued to the summit, Fox and I decided to head down, taking with us Cameron (who was feeling sick), Henry and Sol. Carl Ashcroft and John Aedo would follow shortly. When we left the trail crest and headed down the eastern side of the mountain we entered a world of fog and shadow, as if the mountain itself had physically decided to separate us from the sunshine.

The trail down from the crest is known as the 99 switchbacks, which snake down the side of the mountain, ending at the upper trail camp. As we headed down through some of the most breathtaking country this side of Heaven, it began to snow again, followed by bursts of hail. As we got lower, the hail/snow settled into a relentless rain. It soon became obvious that making the group camp in that weather (especially since our gear was already wet from the night before) would not really benefit anybody, so we decided to hike all the way out.

An 8.7 mile hike never seems to end, especially when your pack is ill-fitting and it’s raining. Amazingly, as soon as Cameron, Henry and Sol realized we would be hiking all the way down, they took off and we soon lost sight of them. They beat Robert and me to Whitney Portal by about an hour and a half. Robert and I continued to slog ahead, through bouts of rain, and finally emerged, wet and bedraggled, about 7:30.

There’s a store and grill at Whitney Portal that will sell you a burger and fries combo for $9.95. Never has an overpriced burger tasted so good. When the rest of the group emerged sometime after 9 p.m. we piled into the cars and headed out. A warm motel room awaited us in Bishop.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Chili with chipotles

A really top-notch batch of homemade chili involves roasting, soaking and blending of the chilies, which can be time consuming. Today I wanted to try a dry blend. I used anchos, chipotles and chile de arbol, among other things. In the past I have removed the seeds from the dried chilies, resulting in a flavorful but mellow final product. This time, not only did I include chipotle and arbol, but I left in the seeds. The result was chili with a nice blend of flavoes and a bit of a kick.

The Spice Blend:
1oz anchos
2/3 oz dried chipotles
1/3 oz chile de arbol
3/4 tsp oregano
1/4 tsp pepper
1/8 tsp cumin
1/8 tsp cloves
3/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp cinnamon
1 tsp sugar
1 tsp beef bouillon

The Rest:
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
4 cloves garlic, minced
1/2 large onion, diced
1 pound ground beef
4 cups water
1 15 oz. can tomatoes
2 15 oz cans pinto beans, drained

For the spice blend, remove stems from chilies and grind as finely as possible in a spice grinder. Add the rest of the ingredients a little at a time, and grind as finely as possible. Set aside.

In a heavy bottomed pot, sauté onion and garlic in oil until onion is soft. Add meat and brown, breaking it up into chunks as it cooks. Drain, leaving a little residual oil in the pot.

Return meat mixture to the pan over medium high heat and add the spice blend. Cook and stir for about a minute, then add one cup of water. Continue cooking and stirring as water evaporates and mixture thickens. Be warned: this is the tear gas stage.

Add the rest of the water and the can of tomatoes. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to barely a simmer, and cook, uncovered, for about two hours, or until mixture has achieved desired consistency. Toward the end of the cooking time, add the beans.

Serve with sour cream and shredded cheese. I also like eating mine with warmed up corn tortillas.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Cauliflower, Chard and Leek Gratin


Gazing at my garden today I realized I had Swiss Chard ready to harvest. A glance at the veggie drawer in my fridge revealed cauliflower, leek and scallions. Some dish ought to be doable from these ingredients, I thought. A quick Google search turned up this recipe from a site called Small Farm Central.

I had to make do with the cheese on hand; some might consider a package of pre-shredded “Mexican blend” cheese to be a poor substitute for Grana Padano and Parmesan, but it is what it is. By the way, instead of steaming the cauliflower, I nuked it in a covered Pyrex bowl for six minutes.

Here is the recipe as it appears on the Small Farm Central site:

1 medium head of cauliflower, florets only
1 bunch of chard, cleaned, stem removed and chopped
1 leek, white and light green parts only, washed well and chopped
1/4 cup chopped shallot
1 tbs. olive oil
2 tbs. butter
2 tbs. flour
1/4 cup cream
1-3/4 cup 2 percent milk
1/4 tsp. nutmeg
1 cup grated Grana Padano cheese
1/2 cup grated Parmesan
salt and pepper to taste

Steam the cauliflower until tender crisp, about 10 minutes. Set aside.Heat the olive oil in a large pan, saute the leek and shallot for a few minutes until just starting to turn golden. Add the chard and saute until just wilted.Mix with the cauliflower in a roasting pan.

Make the bechamel. Start by melting the butter in a sauce pan. Add the flour and whisk until it begins to turn golden and smells "nutty" and no longer like raw flour. Add the cream and milk slowly, whisking as you go to keep it smooth. Add the nutmeg. Whisk over low heat until it thickens. Add the Grana Padano cheese and whisk until melted and smooth. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Pour the sauce evenly over the cauliflower mixture. Sprinkle with the Parmesan cheese.

Bake at 350 degrees for about 15-20 minutes until the top turns golden and it is heated through. You can also do this with broccoli.

Chicken with Pomegranate Barbecue Sauce

Pomegranate-glazed chicken.
Also pictured, Cauliflower, Swiss Chard
and Leek Gratin.
Erika scored some pomegranates from a friend the other day. We seeded and juiced them and made a really good, tangy barbecue sauce. The recipe is from Pomegranates, by Ann Kleinberg.

One drawback: If you’re using this to sauce meat over direct heat (which we did the other day with ribs) you may get flare-ups. Today we used it to glaze a chicken, which we roasted whole over indirect heat on our gas grill. I’m on the lookout for a sauce that doesn’t include oil.

4 cloves garlic, crushed
1/3 cup pomegranate syrup (**see below)
1/4 cup olive oil
1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1 teaspoon soy sauce
1/2 teaspoon Tapatío chili sauce
Salt and pepper to taste

Combine all ingredients and season to taste with salt and pepper.

** To make syrup, take 4 cups of fresh pomegranate juice and reduce in a saucepan, stirring occasionally, until you get the desired consistency. You’ll end up with less than 2 cups. Kleinberg says it will keep in the refrigerator for six months.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Chicken, Leek and Bacon Casserole

The words "Irish food" do not automatically bring to mind fine dining. But the boy and his mother were browsing around through a cookbook called Best of Ireland and found this dish that really turned out to be very good. You braise a whole chicken with bacon and leeks, and finish it off with a cream sauce. And that's basically it. Wife and child had it with mashed potatoes on the side, while I enjoyed mine with puréed cauliflower. The recipe comes from Best of Ireland, by Matthew Drennan.

1 tablespoon vegetable oil
2 tablespoons butter
1 small chicken
8 ounces bacon, chopped
1 pound leeks, cleaned and cut into 1-inch pieces
1 cup chicken broth
1 cup heavy cream
1 tablespoon chopped fresh tarragon
Salt and freshly ground black pepper

Preheat the oven to 350. Heat the oil and butter in a large casserole. Add the chicken and cook it, breast side down, for five minutes, until golden. Remove from the casserole.

Add the bacon to the casserole. Cook for 4-5 minutes, until golden. Then add the leeks to the bacon and cook for five minutes until the leeks begin to brown. Put the chicken on top of the bacon and leeks. Cover and cook in the oven for one and half hours.

Remove the chicken, bacon and leeks from the casserole. Skim the fat from the juices. Poor in the broth and the cream and bring to a boil. Cook for 4 to 5 minutes, until slightly reduced and thickened.

Stir in the tarragon and season to taste. Slice the chicken and serve with the bacon, leeks and a little sauce.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Sautéed Scallops and Onions

Our neighbor Jerome acquired a couple pounds of sea scallops and offered to share them with us as long as I would cook them. I decided to use this recipe from Delicioso by Penelope Casas, and it turned out really really good.

1 1/2 pounds sea scallops
Kosher salt
2 tablespoons olive oil
1/2 cup minced onion
4 tablespoons minced parsley
A few strands of saffron
4 tablespoons diced prosciutto
5 tablespoons dry white wine
Freshly squeezed lemon juice

Sprinkle the scallops with salt. In a skillet, heat the oil to the smoking point. Brown the scallops quickly over high heat, shaking the pan frequently, for about 1 min. Remove the scallops to a warm platter (they will cook more later). Return the skillet to the flame and sauté the onion until wilted. Stir in the parsley and saffron, then return the scallops to the pan and add the ham and wine. Cook briefly until the scallops are done, about 2 to 3 min. Sprinkle with lemon juice and serve.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Stuffed Zucchini, Andalusian Style

Adapted from The Heritage of Spanish Cooking, by Alicia Rios and Lourdes March

This turned out to be really good, but once I ran it through the carb calculator I found that the carb count is a little high (roughly 28g per serving). I think the amount of flour I used was minimal, but I'm sure the raisins and the vino are what sent the carbs over the top. I'm thinking the recipe would work just fine with a tomato-based sauce, though.

The main challenge was the onion cap, which ended up being a strip of onion, which I inserted into the zucchini cavity, folded over, and reinserted.

All in all, pretty satisfying. I put my comments in italics. Serves 4.

Ingredients for the zucchini:
3/4 cup olive oil
1 medium onion, chopped (I left this out)
Whole onion layers to use as caps
3-1/2 oz. ground pork (I used sausage today)
1/3 cup green olives, chopped
1/3 cup raisins, chopped
2 hardboiled eggs, chopped
4 medium-small zucchini (about 1-1/2 pounds), peeled and cut in half horizontally
1 tablespoon flour (for dredging)
2 large eggs, beaten

Ingredients for the sauce:
1 medium onion, chopped
1 cup beef broth (I used chicken)
3 tablespoons dry white wine
2 tablespoons ground almonds

Instructions
Heat 3 tablespoons of oil in a skillet and gently fry half the finely chopped onion. When it colors, add the ground pork, season with salt and brown. Remove from the heat and add the olives, raisins and chopped hard cooked eggs.

Scoop out the zucchini flesh from one end only, then stuff with the pork mixture. Top each piece with a cap made from the outer layer of a whole onion. This ended up being easier said than done, since the recipe was not specific on how to do it. I ended up cutting strips of onion, tapered at both ends, which I inserted into the open ends of the zucchini. Must still play around with this. Coat with flour and beaten egg, then fry in the rest of the oil, which should be very hot. Transfer to a heatproof casserole and set aside.

Make the sauce by frying the chopped onion in the olive oil. When it starts to brown, add the flour, stir, then add the white wine and broth. Cook for a few minutes, stirring all the time, and add salt if necessary. Strain through a fine sieve and pour over the zucchini. (This is a good idea; I skipped that step but it would have been better strained). Add the almonds and bake at 350 for about 30 minutes until the zucchini are soft. The recipe calls for it to be cooked on the stove, but I opted to use a Pyrex baking dish in the oven, and it worked fine. Transfer carefully to a serving platter and pour the sauce over the top.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Creole Chicken and Shrimp

This turned out really good. I did not have any half-and-half, so I used cream, and it was awesome. Since I'm low-carbing it these days, using cream didn't bother me. For myself (but not for my long suffering wife and child) I used cauliflower "rice" instead of rice. (Note: here's an easy method for cauliflower rice, but it calls for way too much salt. I suggest using only half the amount of salt called for, if that.) This recipe comes from The Ultimate Casserole Cookbook, by Barbara C. Jones.

Ingredients
1 tbsp pickling spice
1 1/2 pound shrimp, shelled
4 tablespoons olive oil
4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts (half breasts, technically)
1/2 cup celery, chopped
1/2 cup green onions, chopped
1/3 cup red bell pepper, chopped
1/3 cup green bell pepper, chopped
1/2 cup dry white wine
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
1/4 teaspoon Tabasco sauce
8 ounces tomato sauce
3 tbsps snipped parsley
1 cup half and half
1/2 tsp black pepper
1/4 tsp thyme
1 1/2 teaspoons salt

Instructions
Fill a large pot three-fourths full with water and bring to a boil. Add pickling spice and shrimp and cook until shrimp turn pink. Remove shrimp, drain and chill.

In a large skillet, heat oil and brown chicken on both sides and sautee until centers are no longer pink. Remove from skillet and drain on paper towel. Cool and cut into bite-size pieces.

Put onion, celery, and peppers in the skillet and sautee until onion is translucent. Add chicken to skillet and stir in tomato sauce, white wine, Tabasco, Worcestershire sauce, parsley, thyme, salt, and pepper, and mix well.

Pour into a 4 quart baking dish and bake at 350 for 40 to 45 minutes. Remove chicken dish and stir in shrimp and half-and-half. Bake until heated throughout. Serve over rice. Serves 4-6.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Five Guys vs. In-N-Out

Interesting discussion over at PJ Media about Five Guys versus In-N-Out. Allow me to chime in.

Here in Brentwood we have a Five Guys and an In-N-Out. Before we got our Five Guys, my wife made me drive all the way to Stockton just to try it because she'd heard how good it was. And it was. Five Guys makes a genuinely good burger. But is it better than In-N-Out? It is bigger and Five Guys offers the customer a wide range of toppings. But bigger is not necessarily better.

It is, however, more expensive. A hamburger, regular fries, and regular drink at the Brentwood FiveGuys will run you $11.18. Cut that amount in half and you have enough for the #1 combo at In-N-Out: a double-double, fries and a drink. And the burger you get at In-N-Out is easily as good, if not better, than what you get at Five Guys, even without all the optional toppings.

A word about fries. The fact that “Five Guys treats its fries like some sort of rare earth mineral," as Preston points out, raises expectations in the customer that the fries will actually be good. They are not. Yes, they are fresh, but that’s all they have going for them. A fry should be crisp. Five Guys fries are consistently soggy, like they’ve been steaming in those large drink cups in which they’re served. In-N-Out fries are also fresh, and occasionally offer the right texture. But they are not addictive, as a true fry should be: crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, with just the right amount of salt. My mouth is watering just thinking about it; my mouth never waters thinking about Five Guys or In-N-Out fries. Still, I would have to give the edge to In-N-Out.

Frankly, I wouldn’t call either burger the best in America. But ‘best’ is such a subjective term. Sometimes your body craves food that would never make it on a “best of” list. There is one burger, for example, that no trip to LA is complete without. Tommy’s.

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Alcachofas con jamón




I decided that today was the day to harvest my first artichoke of the season and do something special with it: alcachofas con jamón. I discovered this dish long ago while dining at the Museo del Jamón in Madrid. As the name of the dish indicates (not to mention the restaurant where I first ate it), this dish is supposed to contain jamón serrano. And as the name of my blog indicates, jamón serrano is very important to me. Unfortunately today I had no ham, but I did have an artichoke that was just crying out to be cooked. So I used bacon. I used a couple recipes I found online (here and here) as references and came up with this, adapted to one large artichoke.´

1 large globe artichoke
lemon juice
2 slices of bacon, diced, cooked, and drained
¼ small onion, minced
1 garlic clove, sliced thin
½ small carrot, peeled and minced
1 tablespoon olive oil
2 tablespoons white wine
2 tablespoons water (you may want to use cooking water from the artichokes)
Kosher salt, to taste

Trim the sharp ends off the artichoke and remove tough outer leaves. Cut artichoke into eighths. Place in a pot of boiling water, with a dash of lemon juice, and cook for 10 minutes. Chokes should still be firm but verging on al dente. Drain and set aside.

In a frying pan over medium high heat, saute the onion, carrot and garlic in the olive oil until tender. Add the bacon, stir for a moment, then add a scant teaspoon of flour, salt, wine and water and bring to a boil. Add the artichokes, stir until well coated with sauce, cover and simmer until tender (about 10-15 minutes). Check for salt and serve hot.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Chicken and Shellfish Paella

Yesterday I made paella in the park. Turned out pretty well, considering all the mistakes I made. The pan never got as hot as it should, which meant that every time I added any cold ingredient it cooled way down and took forever heating up again. I'm posting the video anyway (here's the link, since I'm having trouble embedding it). Why? Because despite my mistakes it still turned out all right. I used the same recipe that I posted here.

By the way, you'd be surprised at the number of people who have never even heard of paella. Disturbing.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Chicken in Charmoula


Charmoula is a cilantro/parsley mixture that we first tried over broiled white fish. The tart, garlicky melange brought something so wonderful to the fish that we immediately decided to try it on chicken. Once the meat has been marinated, you can grill it or bake it -- either way it turns out great. Tonight we grilled the chicken (45 minutes to 1 hour over charcoal) and served it with Spinach Garbanzos.

3/4 cup cilantro
1/3 cup parsley
3 garlic cloves, minced
1/3 cup lemon juice
3 tablespoons olive oil
3/4 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon paprika
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon cayenne
1 chicken, cut up for grilling

Grind together cilantro, parsley and garlic in food processor, then add all the other ingredients except the chicken and blend until as smooth as possible.

Combine charmoula with chicken in a bowl, cover and chill in refrigerator several hours or
overnight before baking or grilling.

Moroccan-ish Spinach Garbanzos

Let me say, for the record, that I despise the usage "chickpea." Sure, it may be slightly closer to the Latin name (from Cicer arietinum -- which, incidentally, is also where the Roman orator Cicero got his name, but I digress), but the Spanish "garbanzo" sounds more robust, more healthy.

All that aside, spinach and garbanzos go together like Laurel and Hardy; like Don Quixote and Sancho. Sure, you can imagine one without the other, but together they are something special.

2 tablespoons olive oil
1 10 oz package frozen spinach, thawed and drained
1 15 oz can garbanzos, drained and rinsed
2 tablespoons bread crumbs
1/3 cup tomato sauce
2 medium cloves garlic, minced
1/4 teaspoon ground cumin
1/4 teaspoon smoked paprika
dash of cayenne
2 teaspoons red wine vinegar
kosher salt
black pepper

Over medium high heat, saute bread crumbs in oil until brown. Add the garlic, cumin, paprika and cayenne pepper. Saute about 1 minute. Stir in vinegar, then add tomato sauce and garbanzos. Reduce heat and cook for a few minutes, then stir in the spinach. Heat through and season with salt and pepper.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Caldo Tlalpeño


The Summer of Mexican continues, and what better way to celebrate a hotter-than-the-weatherman-predicted summer evening than with a killer soup? Recipes from the Mexico the Beautiful cookbook have been sort of hit and miss for me, but this one was a home run. A beautiful soup, light and flavorful. I ended up changing it slightly, but my only regret was that I didn't have a ripe tomato in the garden and had to make do with one from the store. We served this with homemade French bread from a recipe Erika found here. I was a little concerned that the recipe called for twice the amount of yeast you normally use for that amount of flour, and the dough was a little goopier than I was expecting, but the bread turned out pretty good.

Soup
12 oz cooked and shredded chicken*
6 cups low sodium chicken stock
1 15 oz. can garbanzo beans (about 1 cup)
2 cloves garlic
1 tablespoon oil
2/3 cup chopped carrots
1/2 cup chopped onion
2 canned chipotle chiles in adobo, seeded and cut into strips
1 tsp. salt

Condiments
1 avocado, peeled, pitted and cubed
2 tablespoons chopped cilantro (optional)
lime slices
1 ripe tomato, chopped
2 serrano chilies, finely chopped
1 cup cooked rice

Heat the oil in heavy bottomed pot and saute the carrot, onions and garlic until onions are transluscent, about 3 minutes. Add garbanzos, chicken stock, chiles and salt. Cook, covered, for 30 minutes over low heat then adjust seasoning. Add the chicken to the pot to warm it.
To serve, ladle the soup into bowls and garnish with condiments to taste. Serves 6-8.

* I used a mixture of white and dark meat from a chicken I roasted in advance.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Pinchos morunos and tortilla española

I love Spanish bar food and these are two of my favorites. Pinchos morunos are grilled pork skewers, marinated with olive oil, garlic, paprika and a hint of red pepper. I've blogged about them before, here. Tortilla is one of those things that are easy to make, but not always easy to get perfectly right. Enjoy.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Zucchini Brownies


I found this recipe originally here; I added some milk, but otherwise the recipe is as is.

1/2 cup vegetable oil
1 1/2 cups white sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
2 cups shredded zucchini
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup chopped walnuts

ICING:
6 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
1/4 cup margarine
2 cups confectioners' sugar
1/4 cup milk
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

Preheat oven to 350. Grease and flour a 9x13 inch baking pan.

Combine the flour, 1/2 cup cocoa, baking soda and salt. Set aside.

In a standing mixer combine oil, sugar, 2 teaspoons vanilla and milk until well blended. Add flour and cocoa, then fold in the zucchini and walnuts. Pour into pan.

Bake for 25 to 30 minutes at 350 degrees. Then set aside to cool.

To make icing, melt together the 6 tablespoons of cocoa and margarine; set aside to cool. In a medium bowl, blend together the confectioners' sugar, milk and 1/2 teaspoon vanilla. Stir in the cocoa mixture. Spread over cooled brownies before cutting into squares.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Empanada de pescado (again)

Erika suggested I try making a You Tube video, so I decided, what the heck. I had some leftover striped bass from the other day, so decided to make an empanada. I posted a recipe awhile back here.

This version is a little different:

1 tablespoon olive oil

1/2 large onion, diced

1 bell pepper, diced

1 8 oz. can of tomato sauce

salt

sugar

1 cup or so of cooked striped bass

red pepper flakes (optional)

1 hardboiled egg, diced

2 tbsp. pine nuts

1 1/2 pounds pizza dough

Preheat oven to 475 degrees.

Saute the onion and bell pepper in the olive oil until the onion is transclucent. Add the tomato sauce and simmer uncovered for a few minutes, then add salt to taste and a dash of sugar to bring out the tartness of the sauce.

Stir in the fish, crushing slightly with the spoon so it is well integrated into the sauce. Add a dash of red pepper flakes, if desired.

Remove from heat and add the hardboiled egg and pine nuts.

Divide pizza dough in half and roll out half into a 12-inch circle. Place a sheet of parchment paper on a pizza stone and lay dough circle on it. Spread the fish mixture evenly over it. Roll out and lay the other sheet of puff dough over the top and crimp the edges. Paint dough with olive oil and place in oven.

Bake for 15-20 until golden brown. Cool on wire rack, and serve.

Grilled Fish

2 large striped bass fillets, skin on

5 tbsp. mayonnaise

2 tbsp. lime juice

1 tbsp. salt

1/4 teaspoon pepper

SAUCE

10 guajillo chilies, seeds removed

5 ancho chilies, seeds removed

1 cup water

4 tomatoes

4 cloves garlic

1 tbsp. white vinegar

3 whole cloves

1/3 onion

1/2 tsp. each dried oregano, thyme, marjoram

1/2 tsp. ground cumin

2 tbsp. butter

2 tbsp. oil

salt and freshly ground pepper

In a bowl, combine the mayonnaise, lime juice, salt and pepper. Rub onto the fish and marinate at room temperature for 20 minutes.

To prepare the sauce, soak the chilies in hot water to cover for 10 minutes. Drain, transfer to a blender and puree with the water, tomatoes, garlic, vinegar, cloves, onoin, oregano, thyme, marjoram and cumin until smooth.

Heat the butter and oil in a small saucepan and add the pureed chilies. When the puree comes to a boil, lower the heat and cook for 20 minutes or until the sauce thickens. Add salt and pepper to taste. Let cool to room temperature.

Grill with the rack set about 8 inches over a charcoal fire. Place fish skin side down and grill for 15-20 minutes, basting regularly with the sauce. Turn the fish over and grill for about 5 minutes longer, or until fish is done.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Budín con picadillo (Ground Meat Casserole)

I like finding things to do with ground beef that don't involve hamburgers, lasagna, spaghetti or tacos. This recipe actually calls for squash blossoms, which I did not have. I suspect it would taste great with zucchini or even with spinach or Swiss chard. Adapted from Mexico the Beautiful Cookbook, by Susanna Palazuela.

3 cloves garlic
1/4 teaspoon ground pepper
1 whole clove
1/4 teaspoon dried thyme
2 teaspoons salt
1 lb ground beef
2 tablespoons oil
1 small onion, finely chopped
1 jalapeño chili
1 lb tomatillos, husked
1/2 cup chopped cilantro
2 poblano chilies
oil for frying
12 corn tortillas
1 cup sour cream
1 1/2 cups grated Cheddar cheese

Grind 2 garlic cloves together with the pepper, clove, thyme and one teaspoon of the salt in a mortar. Transfer to a large bowl, add the beef and mix well.
Heat the oil in a large skillet. Add the onion and saute until transparent. Add the beef and saute, uncovered, over medium heat for 10 minutes. Drain and set aside.
Cook the jalapeños together with the tomatillos in boiling water until the tomatillos change color, about 10 minutes. Drain, transfer to a blender with 1 garlic clove, the cilantro, and 1 teaspoon salt. Puree and set aside.
Roast the poblano chilies: brush the chilies with oil and roast in 450-degree oven for 20 minutes or so, turning once or twice, until skin is blistered. Let chilies cool and sweat a little. Rinse under cool water, removing seeds and skin. Skin will slip right off. Slice into strips.
Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Heat 1/2 inch oil in a skillet and briefly fry each tortilla on both sides. Arrange 6 tortillas, overlapping, in the bottom of a rectangular baking dish. Cover with a layer of meat, a layer of poblanos, half of the sour cream and a third of the grated cheese. Make another layer of tortillas, meat, chilies, cream and cheese. Cover with tomatillo puree, transfer to oven and bake for 10 minutes. Sprinkle with the remaining one-third of the cheese and bake for 5 minutes or until cheese melts and browns.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Potatoes in Green Sauce

Served this at a barbecue tonight, where at least one person claimed they were the best potatoes she ever ate. I wouldn't go that far, but they were pretty flavorful. The recipe comes from Cookshelf Mexican, by Marlena Spieler. All you're doing, basically, is adding green salsa to already-cooked potatoes, so I suppose that in a pinch you could just open a jar of tomatillo salsa and save a few steps. But roasting the ingredients for the salsa is not hard, and adds a flavor dimension you most likely will not get from a jar.

3 pounds red potatoes, peeled and chopped into 1-inch chunks
1 onion, halved and unpeeled
8 garlic cloves, unpeeled
8 tomatillos, husks removed
1 large jalapeño chili
1 cup chicken stock
1/2 tsp. ground cumin
1/2 tsp. dried thyme
1/2 tsp. dried oregano
1 tbsp. olive oil
1 medium zucchini, diced
1 bunch cilantro, chopped
salt

Place potatoes in a pot of water and bring to a boil, then cook gently for 8-10 minutes until potatoes are almost done. Do not over cook. Drain and set aside.

Meanwhile, roast onion, garlic, tomatillos and chili in a large, heavy-bottomed skillet over medium heat, turning occasionally, until charred. Remove from pan. Let cool slightly, then peel onion and garlic. Place onion, garlic, tomatillos and chili in a blender, together with 1/2 cup chicken stock to make a puree. Set aside.

Heat oil in heavy skillet and fry puree until it reduces slightly. Add potatoes and zucchini, along with half of the cilantro and the rest of the chicken stock. Simmer gently for about 5 minutes or until vegetables are tender. Check for salt.

Sprinkle with remaining cilantro and serve.